“Suburban Shootout” on vist üks kõige veidram sari, mida ma vaadanud olen.
When I Tell People That I Read A Lot In My Spare...
idoscienceintheshower: What they think I mean: What I actually mean: o lol
I wouldn't be surprised if one day I see this in...
tonystarkfreak: -it’s just in, Tom hiddleston and Rober Downey jr got raped by some of their fans and we’ll be like “we already saw that coming.”
Texts From Bennett: The Novel
textsfrombennett: I am officially writing/compiling the Texts From Bennett novel! It will be 99% new texts and several very hilarious, epic, stories about my Cousin Bennett. And a few surprises too! Gallery Books / Simon&Schuster Publishing! 2013! DO FUCKING WANT
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer